Two men will enter the steel cage. Only one will exit. Who will it be?

Yesterday, Howard Dean said that older members of the Dem party should “get the hell out of the way.” Responding later in the day, Joe Biden said: “tell Howard I can take him physically, okay?”

As for the Tale of the Tape, we can say that—almost to the day—Biden is six years older than Dean: 75 vs. 69. Biden is a shade over 6 ft. tall, while Dean is a shade under 5′ 9″. No hard data on weight, but guessing that Biden outweighs Dean.

As for fighting strategies, we can be certain that Biden would quickly go in for a crushing hug, while Dean would be sure to unleash a blood-curdling scream.  Then again, Biden might be expected to copy Dean’s tactics, if you get my drift.

So, who you putting your simoleons on?




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